Have you ever considered filing a lawsuit over the potential genital configuration of an underage girl participating in a high school volleyball match over a year ago?

No?

Congratulations! You’re normal! You’re not the most awful person you know!

Unfortunately, Sean Lechner is the most awful guy he knows. He probably stinks very badly, I would assume due to a lack of good hygiene, and also has a bad haircut. It’s safe to assume, as well, that he dresses funny and can’t wink. Truly a miserable oaf of a man!