Here’s another crappy pun to ruin your day. 😎

- - - This is a one-panel comic - - - A medieval executioner made himself look cute by complementing his dark hood with a bright yellow skirt, white socks, and sneakers. As he poses for the audience with his axe and one leg kicked back, he says: I PUT THE CUTE IN EXECUTE. Even the convicted criminal looks up at him from the chopping block with a smile on his face.

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[–] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

cough cough I put the "ill" in "kill".

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Do you think that in the couple of seconds you're alive while disconnected from the rest of your body that the executioner gives them a little upskirt?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Putting the ass in Classy!

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