As they say in Dutch: "gochamel datwezellen wicham tor snoepsnor bopakker."

I hope that clears things up.

Between northern Europe being so back-of-the-the-throat, and both New Zealand and Seeth Eefrica transposing all vowels toward the lips, we can conclude the human larynx is polarized. As magnetic monopoles are not naturally occurring, this raises preliminary investigative questions about whether Norwegians fart in a higher register.

Legit.

Dutch never fails to make me giggle like a school child

Wait until you hear danish... heres a sample

Fake: Dutch isn't a real language

Gay: Anon chokes on the boner of a cock