Should put birth control in the humidifier.

Time to feed them the 1 day blinding stew

Early in the morning once my two kids got their diapers off and proceeded to use the contents to fingerpaint the entire room. Floor, toys, the beds, the walls. Each other. They even managed to get some on the window and curtains.

A shitty day was had by all that Saturday.

I like when I'm talking to people and they don't know I'm gay and will act like I could get an accidental kid somehow. Then I get to burst their bubble. Like it aint happening. And even if somehow i got gay pregnant I'd abort it.

Depending on what kind of humidifier it is, it's just distilling the piss for you. If it's the ultrasonic type, then yes, it's blowing atomized piss around.

Tape a video with them "You pissed in the humidifier, so you owe me a deep cleaning of the bathroom" and play it on their 18th birthday.

I hear that if you have kids you’re forced to have Facebook.

Probably want to turn that off.....