Hey, it's me, from your D&D group.

What a great adventure we had last time, huh. Can I have some bread?

Dang I'm jelly. They look delicious

Please tell me you brought them to the event in a burlap sack thrown over your shoulder.

dang, how many players do you have? did they each take like 3 loaves?

I bet one of them is mimic

Do you own a commercial oven or did you just bake bread for like 8 hours?

Those look amazing and would go great with perpetual stew!

Which one is the D20 hidden in?
Also don't do that we don't want dnd night to be ER night.

Now they each just need a roaster chicken and a firkin of ale/mead.

I just want to add that I to am jealous.

That’s love.

I wanna play with you too, that looks delicious!

Impressive consistency!

slowly corrupting the wholesome tabletop RPG group into a depraved hive of mutual aid and learning of practical skills

before they realize what's happening they're bringing knitted mittens and hand-carved spoons, and their souls are forever lost..