What a choice. I would think that it would be more convenient to do lines on the end of the sofa, the corner is usually the most comfy place to curl up when using the sofa for, you know, not doing coke.

There’s no way I wouldn’t accidentally start to sit there, realize too late, then bleed out from the resulting gooch-gash.

Funny way to go though I guess.

Sorry, is Pepsi okay?

That couch definitely has seen more than just coke activities.

hurts my back just looking at it

There used to be a shop in my town on the main street of a high end shopping district that sold stuff like this and was in business for years even though their furniture had gone out of style years before. I decided it was definitely a money laundering front.

JD Vance dream couch.

probblly has a couple of porn stains too