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[–] 26 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Free food is good food.

...that sentence has way too many o's.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Smash burgers are all the same. Crisp edges and juicy center. The only thing I’m asking is what cheese.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Me asking what cheese everyone wants before slapping kraft singles on all of them

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Which is the correct answer. Maybe not Kraft but certainly American cheese.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    'american cheese' is fine. it's what most fast food joints and many restaurants use.

    it's the individually-wrapped 'singles' that is the abomination.

    they are two distinctly different products.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    As I understand it, it’s cheese melted with an emulsifying salt to make it able to be served hot without turning into a pile of curd and grease. I’d prefer real cheese like cheddar, but will admit that American cheese was made for the job.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    They should all be 165° for food safety’s sake when it comes to ground beef. You can play around with a steak’s temperature becuause any bacteria are on the surface and not ground into the meat, though that’s becoming less true with tenderizers being used on steaks.

    YMMV, of course.

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  • I always notice, but if I told you to remake it correctly that would probably be seen as super rude, so 🤷

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Because by the time they are done everyone is three beers in and hungry AF.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Lol, I never ask. Do one thing and do it well.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I mean, a burger should be well cooked anyway; it's minced meat so it has bacteria in it that must be killed unlike normal meat cuts where killing the bacteria on the external layer is good enough

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    We just think you're bad at grilling, but don't want to hurt your feelings.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Also. Ask every single person if they want cheese on their burger. All of them always will, but be sure to ask them anyway.

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