Scotch enjoyers telling people there are such things as "notes of sea air" and "hints of leather" with a straight face.

I know because I'm one.

Why TF does Jack Sparrow have a revolver that was invented in the 19th century...?

EDIT: and what the fuck is going on with the ring on his pinky finger? Or the backwards cigarette sticking out of his lip (not his mouth)? Fuck this cheap AI slop.