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[–] 27 points 1 month ago*

We had a local murder visit our block every evening for a couple of weeks, flying about, perching in trees, screaming because they're crows. But, they don't only scream, they make other adorable noises, too.

Sadly, they moved on a couple of nights ago to some other lucky neighbors. I'm sure not everyone enjoyed having them around, but I did. I like watching crows be crows.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    You forgot "eating peanuts left out by gracious servants admirers"! That's a very important step.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Do crows know I'm trying to be their friend when I caw at them

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    There is also the part where all the crowd in a rather large region all simultaneously go "somewhere" to do "something" and no human knows where that place is or what they do there.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    Gotta fuck with some hawks too

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    The best part is that this is a 3-hour cycle.

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    And cheesecake! I got my trash raided when I lived up north, but seeing the crows with their beaks and faces covered in cheesecake was absolutely worth the cleanup. They were so happy.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Why were you throwing away cheescake?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    A friend was visiting who brought me a homemade one as a gift. He makes great cheesecakes, but for whatever reason he only makes huge ones. I don't have a big sweet tooth, and it got older than I felt comfortable eating.

    I'm glad it all worked out for my buddies.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    I was wondering if I'd missed out on the big cow-rabbit war before getting to number four and figuring out I'd skipped the letter R in the first line.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Holy shit I read that as “cow” every time and was very very confused.

    Wake up (okay)

    Eat some garbage (I guess grass crappy)

    Fuck with a rabbit (do cows not like rabbits?)

    Scream in a tree (wtf)

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