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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

I don't care if this is fake, the imagery is hilarious

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[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 21 points 1 year ago (6 children)

~~We've all been there~~

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I haven’t, my farts are long. And loud. And they REEK.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 year ago

I Think You Should Leave.

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[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Congratulations on your farts not being loadbearing tho.

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[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago

I bet they're still young.

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

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[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago

Actually I've only visited Heathrow for a layover. Never been to London Bridge!

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

not the strangest thing that happend on a London bridge

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[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (1 child)

London bridge is raining brown

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Sad that they destroyed the original London bridge which was a living bridge. which are epic.

you will never guess where it's replacement is (don't Google it)

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

I mean London Bridge is like the 5th longest bridge in the area. Based on how he's walking from work it's more likely Waterloo bridge.

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[–] lemmur@szmer.info 2 points 1 year ago

Shit happens (sometimes)

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