That’s why deep deer wants to get rid of wolves

It's cool that wolves would indeed solve a lot of these problems. Pollution? Chase people out of factories and they can't pollute anymore. Congress? Eat them. Lose weight? The wolves will chase you, that's cardio! And it works for so many more problems, too. Lost at a video game? Wolves can eat your competition. Train late or car broken? Ride a wolf. Groceries too expensive? Nobody is going to stop you from walking out without paying if you have a horde of wolves with you.

I tried the violent coup on Friday and got a mean headache. I think I'll stick to the crippling depression.