People were fucked up before smartphones.

Boomers, sure (and don't forget lead paint). Younger people missed out on that, but they got the full dosage of 5G radiation! Well... those that didn't blow themselves up by using their cell phones while pumping gas, anyway.

/s Yes, lead was a real problem, and I'm just joking about the more recent BS that some took too seriously.

Well, we are the center of our own little universes.