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[–] 44 points 1 month ago (3 children)

YO. I knew a guy in the university improv group (which was actually good) that won a Freshmen talent competition by pissing himself on stage. In like 1999. I tried to do it myself once - harder than it looks unless you're literally about to explode.

Fergie is 100% ripping off that dude.

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    [–] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Wow, Gen X and the early Millennials are really aging!

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    You shut the fuck up. I'm still young dammnit. Pay no attention to the greying hair and sore joints.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    On a scale of 1-10 how freaky is it to lick a plate clean if this is the plate?

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (10 children)

    Can I get a matching Paula Radcliffe pooping plate?

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    First time I went to a marathon to cheer on a friend, within about 5 minutes I saw an old dude with a shit stream running down each leg.

    It's more common than one assumes.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago

    If i attempted a marathon i wouldn't shit myself.

    My body would fail me and i would fall over dead after 10 minutes of running

    And then i would shit myself, but posthumous doesn't count

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    George Carlin had a skit about "things you never see." One was "taking a shit while running at full speed."

    CKY apparently saw this skit and took it as a challenge. I can't find a direct clip of it since apparently YouTube doesn't like my VPN today, but here's a Vice article about it. It has what is supposedly a YouTube clip of it embedded. (Warning: Gross.)

    IIRC, he does indeed perform the stunt, taking a laxative then going running in his underwear. Someone sees this and calls the police, who arrest him - underpants, feces-covered legs and all.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    hear me out....

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago*

    Just wait until you learn about mindless self indulgence

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    That's hardly a piss. Sophia Urista has entered the chat.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    There is a video out there of Gene Simmons letting it all go on stage, props to him for finishing the song.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Remember when she sang the National Anthem at the NBA All Star Game? LMAO https://youtu.be/CMA2iF6RuXk?is=O_Hli1B-NIHnn5d1

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