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If I ever auditioned for porn I hope someone would do this for me

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  • [–] 30 points 1 month ago

    Pretty sure she is also a porn star.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Did she get the part? 😂

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Watch, Alexis actually flew out there to interview for a Data Analyst position and this is her friends ribbing her.

    Imagine, next holiday your parents are asking you about your new job and you gotta be like “it’s uh.. for a small time website, you never would have heard of them.” “What do they do? Oh, uh, they trade… corn! Yeah. They’re the biggest traders of corn in Iowa. It’s, uh, called Corn…Hub” Dad’s looking at you dubiously.

    First check comes in the mail while your parents are watching the house. “That? Oh, my friends are real jokers. Just, uh, real kidders”

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Sometimes if you are brand new to a job, it can take an extra week or two for direct deposit to kick in. More than likely, they'll just add the difference to whatever your first full paycheck would have been, but I have seen some places mail the first (partial) check out (which they may also do for anyone who opts out of direct deposit).

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Why am I seeing a giant demon left hand (holding the sign)?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    CONGRATS

    YOU BEAT HERPES

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