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[–] 16 points 1 month ago

"What time do you call this?"

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    He's doing a good job

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (1 child)
  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    I have hired this cat to stare at you

    checkmate

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Some jobs ai cant replace

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago
    [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Do I have permission to give them a hug?

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  • 4 comments in c/animalswithjobs@lemmy.world view that post
    [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    I hope you're paying them their worth

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Do they do parties?

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