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[–] 26 points 1 month ago (1 child)

Omg same! Guillotines are so hot right now.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Gurl, sorry about society as a whole, but I know where there are entire trees of peach!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    As long as those lemon stealing whores don't have a sudden urge of changing profession, those trees will feed billions. BILLIONS!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I do too, but the many of people tending to those peach trees frequently have horrible voting tendencies.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    The tree is not guilty for the sins of long inbred generations of corrupt slaveowners

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Good news! You can still get a ripe summer peach in October!

    1 out of 3 ain't terrible. Checks notes oh, wait

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

    Is that last bit a euphemism? I mean, I'm here for it, (I, too, wish for similar) but I'm not sure if that's what they meant. 😅

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 month ago* (5 children)

    Pretty sure it's just an ironic contrast.

    But BONK for you. Straight to horny jail.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Ripe summer peaches are hard to find. The other two, no problem.

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