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[–] 28 points 1 month ago (4 children)

My favorite is, "Are you subscribed to my OnlyFans?" Not only stops the conversation, but they'll avoid you for the rest of the night.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    “Bingo! So how’d you train to carry 30-pound anal beads in your ass like that? I’m impressed!”

    You aren’t stopping me.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    “Holy shit, that’s it! How’d you beat your 1st-degree murder charge?!” I’m the reason for the almost caveat.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    "Oh right. You were in for prostitution."

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    “Why dont you drop the soap and I’ll let you know…”

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Why is that a conversation stopper? I'd be interested to know more. What were you in prison for? How long were you in prison? Were you guilty or innocent? Do you think you deserved it or do you think the system is fucked up?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Does anyone ever actually say that?

    I guess I never look familiar.

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  • "Do you watch a lot of gay porn?" is my go to.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    "Didn't i sell you crack cocaine?"

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