*cue laugh-track

That's Marcus Pliers, he invented pliers.

that's why it's a shitpost

Wait, since all mobileks are sentient, does this mean that it is forced to see parody of itself on top of the misery of existence matacorp brought onto it during manufacturing?

If it's always down, how do you see the posts?

As if it already being all black isn't a sign everything else (except the RAM) is torched.

I forgot attribution but shittube video IDs: csYUReEhtvQ (the burn, intentional), dAagyxv5Byg (the guy in the corner telling you how to feel, same timestamp as in the video itself).

also song https://9front.org/mp3/do_not_install.mp3 (I tried to use it in reference to the subtle sound at the end of EPwGrGYDjtk as an inside joke with friends but I timed it shittily so just forget it)