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[–] 65 points 1 month ago
[–] 60 points 1 month ago*

me: [remembering girls like down to earth guys] *hold her hand* kids like us

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  • [–] 41 points 1 month ago (11 children)

    [remembering girls hate capitalism] no wait. I give drugs to kids in need for free

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    According to their smut? No. They fucking love it.

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    In a typical smut book (aka Porn for Women) the softcore rapistLove interest of the main character is often secretly a billionaire

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    This was, no shit, how I met a boyfriend in 2012. We dated for six years.

    He was an awesome dude. I was crushed when he died.

    I wanted to marry him…

    His name was Seth… he was beautiful.

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  • [+] -9 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    He's still alive, he just starred in a comedy-drama directed by Olivia Wilde! You should talk to him!!!!

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago* (6 children)

    You think you’re being cute. But you’re really just being cruel.

    Seth died in 2021 from Covid.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    I'm sorry, sometimes I forget not everything on the internet is a joke. You have my condolences and I wish you strength.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Ngl your little character development was touching

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Plot twist: They work as a pharmacist

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago

    It would all have worked out the other way around

    "I sell kids in need"... "for dru-"

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