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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago

    Just rub her with soap and she will understand!

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    I kinda don't think any of yall (or me) actually understand soapy tiddies

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  • [–] [S] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

    Idk if this will format on Lemmy but here ya go bud.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

    Didn't format properly in Voyager, so I copied and pasted into a spreadsheet. Here's a screenshot:

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