Good news! It's an Audi

Honestly it would have been more expensive if that test came back positive.

In America that's A LOT cheaper than giving birth

The other day I heard a very expensive sound while driving and was starting to get real nervous. And then the car* behind me turned and the sound went with them.

Whew.

Also. I pity that fool.

Just reset it and wait to see if it comes back.

I am never gonna financially recover from this

This is what happens when a dude pees on a pregnancy test.

Naw, just need to top ‘er off is all.

That just means you've reached 40

Best I can do is, 800....900 thousand dollars. And it'll take 18-22 years.

The "check engine" light usually signals an issue with the womb.

Cheaper than a baby.

This is why you need to get the extended warranty.

I think it's gonna require them to open the hood

does it play doom tho

If a test could actually unironically determine such an issue, I'd love to have had that several years ago. Not joking.