Satire just keeps getting deader

... Newt Gingrich is still alive?

Hmm, isnt the military normally run by Generals? You know, the ones with actual military experience, many of whom have gone through the Service Academies and have a very good understanding of the role of the military in our civil society? And who Congress has voted to appoint?

Seems to me this is simply a plan to replace all of those with technocrats (and whatever Newt is these days) who will have no problem ordering troops to the Capitol if people get elected that Kegsbreath doesn't like.