Today's Guestbook Callout:

9/30/99
Why must you pollute the playground of youth and fantasy with your angry and self pitying drivel? Isn't there plenty of room in the L.A. Weekly or some sad self-righteous campus publication for your sad ramblings? Damn you for violating something really special.
With absolute and total disgust,

• Doug Cavanaugh

Damn. Strip Tom wouldn’t have needed a boot camp to smack Usher.