Hahahahahahaha

What an incompetent piece of shit and his little shitlings.

Lookin’ Good Missouri!

Good thing fascists are so stupid.

As bad as Schmitt looks here, he’s actually infinitely worse. The guy has only ever “succeeded” at anything because he is a sycophantic zealot.

When he was the MO AG he literally did nothing of benefit for the people of the state whatsoever. He has continued to fail upwards courtesy of the R next to his name. Mitch McConnell could be a braindead head in a jar and Schmitt would still be the most useless republican senator by a country mile

What a fucking jackass Schmitt is. He embarrassed himself so completely, and he didn't know how to wriggle out of that corner of humiliation. After he chided Klobuchar for talking during his time, he had no qualms in shouting over her repeatedly during her time. Why? Because a) his jimmies were thoroughly rustled; and b) he is a selfish hypocritical hack.

Smith handled it very well.

Also, I love Klobuchar's clarification about the mascot of the University of Minnesota at the end "to avoid further confusion".

I hope that every future witness who faces him starts off by clarifying they didn't attend that Hawks game. That misstep should be a perpetual point of ridicule for him. Not because he made a mistake, but because of how fucking horribly he handled the aftermath.

What a fucking world. The people actually trying to do their job when it comes to investigating actual criminal activity are now the ones being accused of that being a crime.

So many conservatives need to go to prison. For long sentences.

He confused "Hawkeyes" and "Hawks" and Amy Klobuchar fucking nailed him on it. So hilarious, but sad when you consider this guy is responsible for laws in our country as well

If he put half this effort into holding Donald Trump accountable, our country might be in a much better place.

For a long time I was really confused about what is so bad about the Atlanta Hawks that you might need an alibi to go see them.

It turns out that the second part of this wacko's conspiracy theory is that Jack Smith used the Atlanta Hawks (which, again, Smith never actually went to) as a cover to secretly meet with Georgia prosecutor Fani Willis.

Absolutely no evidence as to this "meeting" with Willis was presented whatsoever.

Other than being a complete dumbass with is unjust accusation, Schmitt quoted the chief of Stalin's secret police to reinforce his argument. It's not surprising that he would choose such a terrible source for a quote, but holy shit, there are so many options out there not from a deplorable person that could have been the same message. This guy fucking suuuuuucks.

Womp womp.

Some of the reactions on the bluesky thread are hilarious.

Also, imagine being such a fucking asshole and complete dumbass as to say "I stand by my statement" (of accusing someone else of being the dirtbag) when your delusional narrative, which you thought was some kind of slam-dunk GOTCHA moment you were going to clip for the socials, evaporates in a puff of smoke and you are left there holding your dick.

🤣 🙃

Priceless.

I think we know who the dirtbag is, and who has weaponized the law.

That video explains the situation way better than any text. What a shit show.

I've never seen a better example of "political theater". Schmitt didn't care about the facts, he just needed to fluster Smith enough to be able to say "Perjury!" on Fox News and point to something that, if you squint real hard, might be able to pass as something leading to an implication of potential collusion.

Meanwhile, Trump is committing crimes and defying court orders in broad daylight.

It's all an act. They also know it's an act and don't care as long as they can get enough people to play along with them.

Scum.