El Exxon

As long as you dont call it climate change or global warming.

El Hombre

We’re going into extreme territory with this one, probably record breaking. It’s possible we could have another one in a couple years. But it would be pretty hard to have another strong one just a couple years from now because this one looks like it really will discharge the battery. But simultaneously, the battery is getting larger and refilling more quickly with global warming.

So it’s a bigger and bigger battery over time. The vast majority of the energy that’s accumulating in the Earth’s system due to climate change is stored in the oceans. So El Niño is one of the ways that the ocean “burps” out this extra heat.

The important part.

Let's call it a "+1.5℃ ENSO event." It is a bit climate chaos debt coming due.

El Muchacho 👍

Have they considered selling the naming rights? Perhaps this one could be "The Citibank Global Catastrophe" or "Exxon-Mobil Extreme Weather Event(tm)"? Surely something AI related is timely - "Anthropic Atmospheric Anomalie"?

How about we just call it "a warning"? I'm sure we'll get another if we don't heed this one. And another, and another, until we finally do heed them. Then a few more because we're past the point of just turning things back.

El Niño gigante

El Adulto

They don't talk about it much in this article, but in addition to the destruction of infrastructure, all the saltwater is going to seriously hurt freshwater estuaries and marshes, themselves defending California from climate change, just like has happened to Louisiana.

So in addition to record heat and drought, any place hit by these ocean waters is also going to be fighting a coating of salt.

meanwhile trump pays billions of taxpayer dollars to cancel solar and windfarm projects so his citizens can pay for the highest diesel prices ever that he caused.

Call it “Wake the fuck up, you stupid fucking knobs, or there won’t be a planet to host our existence anymore. Wake the fuck up now or we will start executing the polluters.”

The name should be, the weakest el Nino going forward, and then each subsequent more powerful one, will take the mantle until were no longer able to track these things

El Nemo