photo of a person wearing scrubs with a white kitten in their pocket.

Text reads “I'd rather have it and not use it than need it and not have it.”

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[–] 38 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Needs another just in case. Two is one, one is none.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    I need an emotional support kitten in my pocket at all times.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    The saying is "I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it."

    Saying it this way has more natural language symmetry.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    You never know when you need a pocket pussy. No, not like that, gross.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Ah, brings back memories.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    You know I keep that thang on me!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Legit thought you were talking about elbows. Then I saw the kitty.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Nice pussy you got there doesn’t seem work appropriate as a compliment

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago