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[–] 112 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago

    Following the successful US air strikes, Netanyahu has also discovered that Mossad agents found copies of the Epstein client list in Gaza, Hezbollah, and Syria.

    Hezbollah

    Lebanon?

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It really pisses me off that this is the onion.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I didn't see where this was posted and only questioned it after the joke about enrichment D=

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    After I laughed I thought "Don't give him any ideas!!!"

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    I know it's the onion, but really, wouldn't several countries have a copy of the list by now?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (6 children)

    Because they have intelligence assets in the US government

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Do you think that every single country with an intelligence asset in the US government knows every single thing that the US government knows?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    No. I do not think that and frankly I find it absurd you're asking. Do you think the US government is perfectly airtight? This information was allegedly sitting on someone's desk in the justice department.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    But why would other countries want it?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Double agents, hacking attacks, who knows what the chain of command custody was on the hard drives cds and thumb drives they cut out of epsteins safe when the fbi raided his Manhattan townhouse mansion in ‘19. Intelligence agency assets are not very scrupulous people, their main motivators are money and self preservation

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    considering israeli intelligence is in cahoots with epstein, i wouldnt be surprised he old benny has it too.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Thanks for the good laugh

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Yea, but the premise is REALLY believable. It's something that would just fit the stupid of this years headlines.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    what the fuck is that Nazi-ass shit dude

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Wow, what a rabbit hole. This person has a website selling tape, but with massive subsections detailing their abusive childhood, struggles with alcoholism, and then page after page of highly personal info, genealogy, conspiracy, freemasonry... you name it. This is like time cube all over again. I hate to say it but it looks like they are struggling with psychosis or something.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    That is what the old internet was like. Full of exactly that.

    I love it, heh.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Seconded. I miss that internet. This is stuff you’d stumble upon and marvel at. Now there are entire subreddits full of it.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    Now there are entire subreddits full of it.

    It's not the same.

    Old internet was conspiratorial and fascinating, like being in an alien a zoo. People were nuts; I'd want to have an IRL beer with them but not tell them where I live. Imageboards and such like that still exist, of course, but its mostly out of sight I guess.

    I just flipped through an imageboard pursuing something else and got a taste of that. Like, 5GB zips full of crazy documents and rants, a literal Hitler worshipping /pol mod, but you can see the nuggets of truth they're orbiting around.

    Reddit and especially Twitter isn't the same. It's feels like all the users are manipulated into groupthink and (I refuse to have this term robbed from me) virtue signaling, especially when not anonymous. There's nothing interesting if you dig; just some poor sap parroting professional influencers in their engagement algorithm bubble, nothing about whatever life crises sucked them in, nor the sheer manpower they put into building their little internet frontpage.

    And to be blunt, Lemmy is nice, but also feels this way sometimes.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I don’t disagree with anything you say, I just didn’t fill in all the blanks.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    I didn't either, really. I get what you meant in Reddit subs, yeah, and I've seen it too.

    I guess I'm just obsessed over the distinction of algorithmic vs "natural." Imageboards and such have pretty crazy audiences and such, but other than that, they don't have the same patterns or auto feeds to steer people. You fall into the hole you choose.

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    [–] 40 points 1 year ago

    I ate the hell out of this onion ngl

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Someone reportedly heard him mumble, "But Mossad has all of Agent Epstein's debrief reports and ledgers."

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Damn. I wanted this one to be true.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Damn.. I believed it until I realized where I was.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    He is just trying to get Trump to speedrun bombing of Iran

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