Imagine this... You're just an ork grunt, recruited for the price of a bag of potatoes and a new car, all to help your destitute family. You're on the front lines, freezing your blyats off, surviving on canned meat that has a best before date before your dad was even born, equipped with rifles that are falling apart and you have to buy the bullet for...

And then GI Johnny-Five rolls in screaming SLAVA UKRAINI in binary and blasts your sorry ass into smithereens.

But hey at least you won't end up in a mobik cube.

War is evolving. It's about to get very very dark. If we survive, maybe war will stop involving so many lives.

Noobtube without the noob

IT'S SPRING -- TIME TO SING VIVALDI! VIVAVLDI!

Hopefully this helps Ukraine keep the casualties low on their side.