$3.99 at the thrift store. I think I might wear it golfing

Distressed red baseball cap with white text that reads "He's Golfing."

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[–] 23 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I was thinking that being a red hat, it might be a response to the other much more well known kind of red hat that some people have been wearing of late.

(As in, "he's not making America great again. He's off golfing.")

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I prefer him golfing to anything else he does.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    I think I'd prefer him jogging or swimming, or doing one of those other "had a heart attack whilst doing it" sports.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    It's the perfect gift for a wealthy, neglected wife!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    I don’t know why she’s so interested in gardening all of a sudden. I mean, we have Julio to do all the work. He’s here nearly every day, working in the sun with his shirt off… sweating.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Sometimes I am slow. The hat, to me, looks pink. While I, as a man, do wear pink, it is of course cultureally associated with women. So I read "He's golfing" as........... a wife? Which means wearing the hat while hubby is away golfing is............ a pickup line???

    Then I realized the community, and comments confirmed it's supposed to be a red hat. Well, a "red hat". heh.

    Okay, now that I have the proper context: Nice hat. :)

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago*

    He's golfing.

    Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Needs a nuclear mushroom above the text, then it's clear who exactly went golfing.

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  • Men be golfin'!

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