Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords

you let the us coup your south american country and let them install whatever puppet they want.

Whatever the U.S. did last time

fox news popularity contest

A literal pissing contest.

Im thinking a bracket style tournament where people compete head to head.

To get appointed as leader by someone that got appointed to appoint leaders (am I right, Ursula?)

When the fish are jumpin' and you haven't sorted out your tackle box since last October.

Put an elderly, incontinent cat in a room whose floor is completely covered by 26 books containing the names of every person who signed up to run for office divided by the first letter of their last name. Whichever book the cat pees on is eliminated and the room is rearranged so that the remaining books completely cover the floor. Continue until there is one book and then break that down into smaller binders divided by the first letter of each candidate's middle name (candidates without a middle name or multiple middle names are eliminated). Repeat the pee elimination process until there is one binder left. Divide those names into piles by the first letter of their first name and repeat the pee process. When only one pile remains, all candidates must take a fitness test and whoever finishes third gets the job.

Online poll.

If some moistened bitch lobs a scimitar at you.

I'm thinking of a number between 7 and 400.