I thought it was a grenade at first glance

My wife and I collected these old vibes for a while. We have one of these.

Oh, it says, "Oster"; not, "Oyster".

I like that top she has on.

Jokes aside, this seems like an express trip to not being able to feel your hand

I'm just imagining that sounds like hammer drill when it's running.

"Howard! Are you touching yourself in there?!"

"n-no dear... Just a...ahhhh just a bit of the 'ole DIY, haha, y-you know"

I remember this from my childhood. The elastic elements of the straps were tightly wound metal coils/springs. Good luck getting your hair out of that after combing your head with the massage instrument.

Oh so this is what meat proxy meant...