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Avast ye swabbies, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day! And what be yer favorite Pirate Pickup Line? (lemmy.world)
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I'll start.

"Arrr Lass! Me pegleg be not the only wood I'm after havin'!"

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[–] 6 points 1 month ago

I like to start off with a joke:

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

punchlineYou think it be R, but it be the C.

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    [–] 5 points 1 month ago*

    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel poking out of his crotch. The bartender says “hey buddy you’ve got a steering wheel poking out of your crotch.” The pirate says, “Yarrr, it’s driving me nuts.”

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