Avast ye swabbies, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day! And what be yer favorite Pirate Pickup Line?
(lemmy.world)
I'll start.
"Arrr Lass! Me pegleg be not the only wood I'm after havin'!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel poking out of his crotch. The bartender says “hey buddy you’ve got a steering wheel poking out of your crotch.” The pirate says, “Yarrr, it’s driving me nuts.”