Honestly I thought it would stop working at some point but it still seems effective.

He's made so much money it's astounding

I hope this one holds to be true as Taco.

Yeah... but that's not exactly something you want to gamble WW3 on.

Bro, I'm trying to eat here! Would it have shredded cheese on it?

Annihilate, with an ate, most people think it ends in an 8, but it's not, it's ate, so strange right folks

Iran? Yeah probably not.

This guy only recently learned about the silent b in dumb and won't shit up about it.

It was the first time, too, but back then he had cabinet members to talk him out of it

Starting with a hurricane 🤡

Thankfully the people responsible for actually launching nukes tend to be pretty rational about it. Every time in history (other than the atomic bombs at Hiroshima and Nagasaki obviously) that people have been ordered to use them they have said no, across every country. There have been several close calls due to bad information, people thinking another country had shot them off etc.

I highly doubt that without another country initiating a strike the US military would ever shoot them off. The whole MAD concept is concretely understood by them, they wouldnt throw it out the window