Tub shark! Tub shark! Killin on the moon due to a legal loophole! TUB SHARK!!!

Presses button. Teleports to the moon. "Whelp, that tracks I guess". Dies of asphyxiation.

Girl I'm not even trans and even I would

(Me thinking about gains)

(clocks what sub I'm oh)

Oh lul

I got distracted and pressed my belly button o.o

Does that include Blahaj?

Uh... let's say you pressed the button... more than once. Does the probability raise by 0.01% for each press? And if so, does it cap at 100% or...

Asking for a friend, of course.

buttonbuttonbuttonPRESSSSSSS

Blahaj!

Hey! Nothing happened? .... Oh :)

if that's how I'm meant to die, so be it

Heck yeah I press HARD

Does the button magically know what my ideal body would be? Like what if I don't know what I would want from an ideal body? Or what if what I think would be an ideal body turns out to be incorrect once I have it? Does the button know these things or is it relying on me knowing?

Your finger misses the button. (Critical failure)

"On the moon" as in the moon moon, or as in moonshine? I will press either way, just curious.

I get to be made of plasteel and lobotized. Death does not scare me anymore.

I dont think i would alteast not right neaw