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[–] 18 points 1 month ago (1 child)

Don’t ever let your horn oil run out.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Why I am reading "WE BLINKER HORN" and "HAVE FLUID OIL"? What that's mean?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Also water pumps for your vintage VW Beetle!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    If you think about it, neon is a blinker fluid.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    What about a length of shore line?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    I only use speedlubegering brand horn oil. Only speedlubegering makes first press supererogatory fucked horn oil, which is what you want for maximum horniness from and for your horn. speedlubegering! speedlubegering! speedlubegering!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Maybe they have wiper brushes and high speed weather stripping.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    They don't have bumper cables guys, it's a waste of time.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    You had me at "Speed Lube".

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    So how long am I expected to go without a Croissan'wich for breakfast, rodeo burgers for lunch, and a whopper for dinner? An estimate for when they will reopen would be nice.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    technically in a way..correct. i mean they do stop working when the gas runs out

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