Ohhh, so THIS was the "consensual besteality" 'ol googly-eyes Patel was referring to...
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Just because he's called "beast" doesn't mean he can't consent. This is just furry.
I'm turned on by authority so FBI Belle is kinda....
They wanted beast cock.
Alternative interpretation:
This entire incident was a misguided, half-drunk attempt to make the FBI inclusive and welcoming for furries.
they looked at their IT department and decided they should have more of those kind of people
This feels like misdirection away from something else going on, but there's so many dumpster fires all going on at the same time, it's hard to say.
Maybe include that elon still wants to make catgirls but they do want them to have human rights so lable them as animals but then you have to worry about beastiality
"Human" catgirls would still be women and they're already attacking women's rights as it is. They would first need to overturn Bush II's ban on human-animal hybrids that promised better organ transplants.
Just fyi we hunt zooaphiles
Oh I know, but try to put yourself in the mindset of someone who is prevalent to making snap judgments based on aesthetics, who has never actually interacted with any furries, looking at the furry community from the outside.
All jokes aside, this was probably necessary in order for Patel to be employed.
Belle didn't mind a bit of rollplay to spice things up, but she was not impressed by Beast's suggestion of how she carry out her investigation. That wasn't standard issue equipment at all.
kash is into dogs, not MAGICAL BEASTS.
i thought this was referring to how police marry immigrants despite voting against their rights


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