Stay hydrated, folks. That's less water for data centers to pollute.

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[–] 11 points 1 month ago (10 children)

No, OP. You are the data centers.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 month ago* (9 children)

    My veins are optic wires but my blood is wd-40. Don't ask how. Data center construction is incredibly flawed.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 month ago* (7 children)

    Oh, yeah. Most definitely. Would also make it easier for water to flow through me. Less weird internal folds and flaps too. Like what are all those lungs, intestines, kidneys, etc really for anyways?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Evolutionary hold-overs, should be safe to remove them by now.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Take my stomach and bladder too while you're at it. Leave the brain, but only power it enough to keep it alive. If people ask why, just make up some funny reason.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Sure, I'll just tell them you had second thoughts.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Nonononono

    Somehow find a way to fit another brain in my skull alongside my current one, then use that joke

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Where do you live?
    I assumed summer to be basically over on the northern hemisphere and not yet quite started on the southern one, so interesting to see where a heatwave is still/already present at end of September.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 month ago* (3 children)
  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    In Texas the heat waves often last through October. It's been a while since the high here has been below 32C. Looks like we have a few days of 26-31C next week, but I'm not holding my breath that it'll stay like that.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Yes, on second thought that should not come as a surprise.
    I always tend to forget that the Southern US, e.g. Texas, is on the same latitude as huge parts of Northern Africa, including regions that already are part of the Sahara desert.
    But each time I realize that, it catches me by surprise again...

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