Stay hydrated, folks. That's less water for data centers to pollute.

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[–] [S] 5 points 1 month ago* (9 children)

My veins are optic wires but my blood is wd-40. Don't ask how. Data center construction is incredibly flawed.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 month ago* (7 children)

    Oh, yeah. Most definitely. Would also make it easier for water to flow through me. Less weird internal folds and flaps too. Like what are all those lungs, intestines, kidneys, etc really for anyways?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Evolutionary hold-overs, should be safe to remove them by now.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Take my stomach and bladder too while you're at it. Leave the brain, but only power it enough to keep it alive. If people ask why, just make up some funny reason.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Sure, I'll just tell them you had second thoughts.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Nonononono

    Somehow find a way to fit another brain in my skull alongside my current one, then use that joke

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