Isn't this what Russia says whenever one of their neighbors tries to defend their sovereignty?

Right wing snowflake, lol.

Trump says Canada has “unreasonably imposed new barriers to United States companies seeking to access the Canadian government procurement market.”

His solution?

"...directing federal agencies overseeing government procurement in the United States to remove all products of Canadian origin."

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This reminds me of incels for some reason.

"Debbie is a fucking bitch and won't fuck me even when I offer to pay her. Fuck Debbie and all the whores who look like her.

Starts cursing out all attractive women.

"Why can't I get laid?"

Given that no one has defined yet what "associate member of the EU" even means, if anything other than a mere decleration if intent for deepening cooperation, it is funny how rapidly Trump is complaining about it.

Wait, I know this. Next, he's going to perform a special military operation close to the border, right?

Threatening our sovereignty was a hostile act. We are just returning the favour.

Let me guess... Time to de-nazify Canada?

World War III is already on. In a hundred years, when fascism has fallen, history books will call Trump a butcher, and Congress, complicit traitors.

Non-hostile acts:

-Threatening to annex an ally -Imposing tariffs on a country you had a trade agreement with -Renaming bodies of water to spite an allied country

Shut the fuck up, Donnie!

Anything that goes against Trump is pretty much a "hostile act".

He and his ICEstapo goons can't arrest us all.

Well, if you're not with Trump you're against Trump. And there just aren't that many people with him.

So here's a piece of old tribal wisdom:

When you hit someone, don't be surprised if they hit back.

Good thing Canada doesn't have to consult you, Donnie.

What a psycho.

https://calgary.citynews.ca/2026/09/15/two-truck-inspections-lead-to-massive-cocaine-bust-at-alberta-u-s-border/ Wasn't this one of the reasons Cheetoh started his attack on Canada? Drugs coming into USA from Canada?

Wait a minute, this American Jingoist Dictator doll (with extendo Sexual Assault action) is just a re-shell of the old Russian Jingoist Dictator doll! They reused the same quotes and changed one word!

You should attack Canada you fat old diaper. They're all laughing at you!

It’s hostile, but also laughable. I’m tired of this toxic clown show.

It is a nice offer by EU, including having Carney address their parliament. It is a nice exploration of closer ties between Canada and EU, but there would need to be many changes to "associate member" contract/status for it to be good for Canadians. ie. more of the benefits, less of the obligations.