Wait, wasn't it fentanyl coming from Canada to the USA? Isn't that his excuse for being so hostile to Canada? I'm so confused!

Oh, right. President 💩stain is a (bad) liar. Confusion alleviated.

Time to bomb some random trucks in the USA no?

Ever since Trump accused Canada of letting drug smugglers and migrants enter the U.S., and asking Canada to increase border protection, we've been catching more people trying to smuggle shit INSIDE Canada from the U.S. more than the other way around.

Pretty sure you can kidnap their president for shit like that.

Wow, 400 pounds of cocaine? I can't believe they found 350 pounds of cocaine in trucks. 300 pounds of cocaine seized is a huge achievement for law enforcement. I'll be these criminals get a harsh sentence for smuggling 250 pounds of cocaine.

Canada is going to build a wall. The best wall. A great wall. A wall that will stop this influx of deadly poisonous drugs. And you know what? We're going to make America pay for it.

"That's right, Joyce, apparently there were over 100 kilos of cocaine right here in Quahog. And yet my guy can't get dick."

Where's the American drug czar and the unrelated retaliatory tariffs?

We need a wall

Donald Trump Jr going on vacation?

But Donald Jr isn't in Canada ... !

What does coke cost a kilo wholesale now? It was 20k a couple decades back I read.