let me guess, corporate autogenerates usernames based on lastname + initials and their name is like, Beth Agnes Master?

Why are you mocking Master Ba? Have you no shame? /s

Worked in IT for a bit, had an email system that defaulted to first initial + last name (e.g. John Henry would be jhenry@...)

I'm proud to say I maintained professionalism while helping a Susan Hart change her email

Keith Hunter… Username KHunt. I sat in front of AD for like 10min going “should I? If I don’t, and someone asks why isn’t it standard, is ‘it’s vulgar’ defensible?”

I done doo-ed it, and the next morning my boss was like “so I see you made a new user last night…”

He agreed with the decision though, so that was a relief.