Apologies for the obvious troll. I've drank most of it...

Heading to bed.

Only if you drink a full cup of it in the morning and then go to work

Is that a straw in the bottle? You savage.

If this counts, a glass of pure Mr Black certainly does.

Can you imagine yourself drinking a steaming hot mug of it on a chilly autumn morning? Yes? Then it counts.

Made in the Caribbean, owned by a US company. Fuck em

Yes, but only thus once.

Yes. You could say that my love for coffee casts a wide net.

Now you make me wonder is it possible to extract coffee in alcohol? Would it work and how would it taste?

(I assume this rum was made with extract of some kind rather than beans)

this is a US company, unfortunately no more Kraken