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Google Maps Shrugs, Renames Lake Union to Lake Confederacy (theneedling.com)
submitted 2 months ago by to c/theonion@midwest.social
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With a listless sigh and helpless shrug, today multi-trillion-dollar Alphabet subsidiary Google Maps pre-emptively bent over and renamed Seattle’s Lake Union to Lake Confederacy.

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[–] 12 points 2 months ago (1 child)

I ate the onion 🥲

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    • [–] 11 points 2 months ago

    Nice. Almost every sentence of the short article diametrically opposes truth, but it can all be summed up with this one:

    Google executives say their hands are tied whenever President Donald Trump asks for a map name change.

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    [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Google strokes the shaft, while Apple cups the balls, and Meta licks the taint. Pedo-Hitler quips that he received better head from a pack of 8 year olds, before murdering them for sport. The broligarchy donates millions as tribute.

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