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Google Maps Shrugs, Renames Lake Union to Lake Confederacy (theneedling.com)
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With a listless sigh and helpless shrug, today multi-trillion-dollar Alphabet subsidiary Google Maps pre-emptively bent over and renamed Seattle’s Lake Union to Lake Confederacy.

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[–] 3 points 1 month ago

Google strokes the shaft, while Apple cups the balls, and Meta licks the taint. Pedo-Hitler quips that he received better head from a pack of 8 year olds, before murdering them for sport. The broligarchy donates millions as tribute.

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