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[–] 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I don't need my underwear to tell me that I shouldn't be consuming dairy. My wife rolling down the car window and sticking her head out is all I need.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    Imagine the opportunities for marketing and insurance analytics that we and our 758 partners could do with that data once these become normalized...

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    This is an inroads to designer farts. 💨 💨 💨

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago

    Dude, I don’t need a clue, I have ibs. Trust me, there is no mystery to be solved here.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    This is something for Diaper Donnie, and the readings should be public info (readable via api) by law.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    Smart underwear

    Someone just said that out loud, on purpose, with no hint of irony or sarcasm.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Not enough fiber you say. I thought French fries, being a vegetable, would have plenty of fiber.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago*

    Can I sync it with the smart toilet that takes photos of my shit? Otherwise I’m not interested

    Tap for spoiler/s

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Lady holding in a fart [OP pictured]

    Ladies playing the trumpet irl

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago*

    Just read this headline to my mother and she said, "Give a pair to Trump!"

    We might get some insights into exactly what's wrong with the bastard.

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