His name’s Apollo. He’s my asshole.

Once in a while, when he’s not made of pure rageohol, he can be cute. Maybe.

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[–] 45 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

The best bird ownership experience is to befriend someone with a pet bird.

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    [–] 21 points 2 months ago*

    He's got that 'I'm about to fuck your shit up if you get any closer' look

    Lol

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I like how two of the pictures he looks like he's screaming at you. The last one he looks happy.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago*

    The last one he looks happy.

    If only. That's the "I'm agitated and I will bite your fucking finger if you come even the slightest bit closer" look.

    Crest slicked back = "agitated"
    Beak open = "I will bite"

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago*

    Please mark NSFW when showing your asshole

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    His personality is jumping out of the photos.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Cockatiels will forever be my favorite animal. <3

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I can hear these pictures, hissing and all.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    Just don't put a hundred thousand pictures of him on the internet so the NSA can spy on him

    Edit: Or do. I'm not the boss of you (and I'm not so big) 🤷🏻

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