I call them MOLLE Millions pants 😁

Front view (yes, I know I went overboard with the attachments):

Empty (photoshopped to mirror the other leg):

all 34 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 21 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Nice Neuromancer reference.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Nice. Functional hammer pants.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    That looks like the French cleats of the clothing industry. Not bad.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Holy Batman!

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (10 children)

    Are these the same pants as that mega pocket one you made?

    Pretty cool!

  • source
  • hideshow 10 child comments
  • [–] [S] 11 points 2 months ago* (9 children)

    Yeah I added the "supercargo" pocket to the other leg 😁 the initial idea was to have two pairs of pants: one with MOLLE on both legs and the other with "supercargo" pockets on both legs. But I figured I could just prototype both ideas on a single pair.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 9 child comments
  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (8 children)

    Nice. Have you tried them on when filled to capacity? What's moving around like that feel like?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 8 child comments
  • [–] [S] 14 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    I've worn them like this, but not with stuff in every pocket. With the pockets all empty it feels normal enough. iirc I tossed a water bottle in the supercargo pocket and it was fine.

    If I stuffed everything to capacity, I'd probably need to tighten my belt. But having that many pockets is unreasonable anyways.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 7 child comments
  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    The task suspenders were made for!

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    There's tons of MOLLE compatible equipment. Is there a point where it is impractical and ridiculous with what you can fit on them?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] [S] 10 points 2 months ago

    I've all but filled it up and I'm self aware enough to know it looks ridiculous, but I'm something of a fashion maximalist. I don't think anyone actually needs that much on their pants for any practical purpose.

  • source
  • parent
  • You look ready for anything!

  • source
  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    I thought I am back in techwearclothing or something lol

    10/10 would cosplay

  • source
  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    Awesome!

    Though I've found the vertical hammer to be a real pain.

    Horizontal at the belt line is the shit.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    It's missing a cod piece.

    Also I think the caution decal is kinda funny. "Watch out knee incoming better stay clear"

  • source
  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    What is the pant fabric? It doesn’t look like something I’d expect to support all of that weight so easily.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

    I was ready to buy them until I saw the last photo πŸ˜…

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] [S] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    🫠

    Actually it's that empty look that inspired me to begin with. Astronauts on the ISS wear pants with Velcro strips to hold equipment. When I saw that I got the idea to use MOLLE.

    With a tablet attached:

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Oh yeah it’s a fantastic idea. It’s just a bit too much with the final photo lol. I feel it would be hard to walk.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    hell yeah, molle pants. Molle gear makes for the best pockets

  • source
  • perfect hiking shorts

  • source
  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Definitely not my thing but cudos for making it!

  • source