Joe: so you're saying that you got banned from 100 Universities due to your beliefs

Dr Shmackle: yeah i swear the Jewish Transgender Blacks are trying to steal the Moon Despicable me was a Warning

Joe: Wow

I love that nearly everyone interprets their cat's meows the exact same way. Not just "I'm hungry, please feed me" but "I'm starving to death and have never eaten before, ever."

Only self-disrespecting losers use twitter.

Rogan is a piece of shit, I ried to like him, Bernie went on his show, I listened. Rogan is a cynical piece of fucking shit. Reddit violated me for saying less than that.

The barbarian khan greentext is still my favorite.

Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his podcast is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works “glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow” but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like “Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong” and people just nervously go “oh-oh ok h-Haha yeah i guess so” “Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and arrow, but Joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe”

he only consumes horse testosterone.

Meow me never been fed

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