Yes. Is it supposed to be a real shitty ask ?

Can we just do that anyway?

Nice try Secret Service

This is a no brainer

I’m in. There doesn’t even need to be a war or risk of war. Let’s do it!

That would be insane unheard of international solidarity if it was successfully executed but feels doubtful as a possibility

Taking out the Emu leadership in exchange for getting rid of our own pollys.
I'm keen.

Other country next door: "Hey look, a bunch of land with no leadership"

Are you threatening everyone with a good time? What kind of logic is this?

Man, I got a few thousand rounds of various ammo, and I need target practice. Line the fuckers up